In Glendale, Jordan Henry is Fighting for the "White Boys"
- concerned citizen
- Jun 2
- 3 min read
Like a virus, Jordan Henry will never really go away-- he'll just morph into new, more aggressive forms, timed to emerge in perfect sync with Glendale's political campaign season. Some or all of these events tend to signal the beginning of another public humiliation ritual for Jordan: ranting at public meetings, guesting on niche nazi-adjacent podcasts, and/or launching a new lawsuit.
Well, we're a year out from the next local election, so of course, in the last couple weeks we got all the Jordan Henry Trifecta!
On May 14th Jordan was seen at a voter registration seminar presented by his LOKA friends: wannabe cool girl Elizabeth Barcohana, ex-sheriff/loser political candidate Patrick Gipson, weirdo Burbank resident April Fangio and, of course, Leadership Institute's best boy, Nate Fatal. Voter registration has been a major focus of Barcohana who thinks she can use the Scott Pressler model to flip LA County red. Lisa Cusack, with all the charm of a Victorian child haunting a textile mill, was there too.
The next week, Jordan started posted clips from a recent podcast appearance, getting the attention of this blog because he had the host read from our description of him as his introduction. (Aw Jordan, thanks for the plug! Also, definitely don't read up on the background of the illustrious podcast host, one "DefNoodles"!)
Jordan's co-guest was Emilio Martinez, known for his arrest at GUSD on June 6, 2023 and for praying over Proud Boys at a violent DTLA anti-pandemic safety protest.
On the podcast, Emilio and Jordan engaged in a spirited and brain-cell killing debate about whether the term "woke right" is real. Jordan believes deeply in the concept, because he in love with James Lindsay. And yet! Jordan struggles to define "woke right" as other than "people who I mostly agree with but who have gotten too overt with the Nazi references."
You see, Jordan, aping James Lindsay (an advisory board member of Moms for Liberty), thinks he offers pure "classical liberalism." For Jordan, "classical liberalism" actually means the entire project of the reactionary right EXCEPT the desire for a Christian ethno-state. In other words, Jordan Henry is fine with mass deportations, persecuting trans people, criminalizing the homeless, banning books, abolishing the Dept. of Education, and whatever else Musk and Trump want, but he finds it distasteful when the thought leaders of his coalition start going a little too gaga for Franco.
Emilio Martinez, on the other hand, is a proud Christian Nationalist, thinks Jordan is too, and thinks the idea of the "woke right" is a difference without distinction (you know what they say about broken clocks!). Just embrace the fascism, bruh.
You do not ever have to hand it to Jordan, but in one section he does admit to having been a LITTLE TOO enamored with twitter "historian" MartyrMade, aka Darryl Cooper whose blatant Holocaust denialism earned a stern denunciation from Yad Vashem, The World Holocaust Remembrance center.
Somehow though, he still winds up here:
After recapping that, it's truly too boring to even discuss Jordan's return to city council public comment, other than to note that he picked the relatively anodyne topic of the Grayson power plant and droned on and on about why it's too expensive to do renewable energy-- attempting once again to appear in line with the "normal" Glendale NIMBY crew.
Lastly, the same day the podcast dropped, local hate group Glendale Parents Voices broke the news that Glendale Unified School District was again being sued... by Jordan Henry! In his ongoing attempts to drain resources anad fish for materials for new grievance and harassment campaigns, Jordan is being represented by friend of the blog Craig P. Alexander- the former legal counsel of the far right CA Policy Center who has previously been found conducting broad and burdensome public records requests in school districts around CA.
In the complaint, it's revealed that Jordan Henry used the name of a legendary Armenian warrior to request records related to a trans person he likely wants to accuse of impropriety and whip up an online harassment campaign against.
While the suit and Jordan's petulant demands are plainly ridiculous, they are designed to drain resources which would otherwise support the very real needs of the public school district in which Jordan Henry continues to have zero students enrolled.
We'll be watching the case, and making sure that "woke right" or not, Jordan can never distance himself from this:
